Mr. Klaff is obsessed with the Pyramids. Twice he has planned a trip there. Twice he had to cancel! Above is Vikings Track Star Albert Suh, who returned from the Plateau with the picture Mr. Klaff has so coveted. Some believe that the pyramids were put there by Atlanteans! The more general synopsis is that they were built by Egyptian Pharaohs to echo the constellation Orion, and ensure a comfortable journey into the afterlife. The Sphinx's Beard is at the British Museum. Until I get to Giza, it will be the closest I get.