I bet you thought I was kidding. But I really did spend a class period teaching English. We went to a school in a rural area. The kids were amazing ... they greeted us with a few musical numbers, and then showed us the classroom. 72 of them sat in a small hot room. The next time any student complains it's hot, I want them to hop on a flight to Yueyang and marinate in the humidity. Here, I am showing off my famous art skills. I think the kid at the end gave me an obscene gesture, but I'm not sure.