Mr. Klaff NOT in Entertainment ...     

Things Mr. Klaff has NEVER done:

Mr. Klaff has NEVER been in a Broadway Show.

Mr. Klaff has NEVER won an Oscar.

Mr. Klaff has NEVER jammed with Ozzy Osborne

Mr. Klaff has NEVER been on Letterman.

Mr. Klaff has NEVER won the Nathan's Hot-Dog Eating Contest.

Mr. Klaff has NEVER been on the cover of GQ,

Mr. Klaff has NEVER hosted the Muppet Show.

Mr. Klaff has NEVER played Left Field for the Chicago Cubs.

Mr. Klaff was NEVER part of the cast of ALF.

Mr. Klaff has NEVER been Sumo Champ of Japan.